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Derived from Katamari the video game where the object is to roll up a giant ball of random objects, and Conkers Reloaded the video game where one objective is to collect poo balls by rolling them.
A Scatamari is a giant unstoppable cumulative snowball of scat, or shit that anything and everything gets stuck to.
eg.1: Life is like a Scatamari, the longer you roll along, the more scat you accumulate and it takes a large impact to knock some of that scat off.

eg.2: This project is turning into a Scatamari, the longer we work on it the more shit goes into it.
Scatamari by Corporal Al May 26, 2009
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satanmaria 

A: damn nig, that satanmaria was frontin' today!
B: she's an odious bitch-nazi!
satanmaria by Yashews December 21, 2007

Scatagories 

DUDE I GOT TO SCATAGORIES WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!
Scatagories by Dr.Cripple August 1, 2009

satanmaria 

satan's father and/or mother
Guy 1 - Yo, check out that fine ass. She's picking up Satan.
Guy 2 - Nah man...I don't think that's a chick. That's Satanmaria!
satanmaria by KhaosHasArrived January 11, 2008

ellen santamaria 

Sexy, with satan like characteristics.
Comes from latin word ellenia which means firey beauty.
"Omi god ur an ellen santamaria, you've just won a beauty contest"

scatagories 

basically placing your shit in various catergories. can include wet, dry, log-hard, firm yet pellet like and torpedo. its a game when you see how many you can get in one "shitting". you look down, then up, then smile, then write down your winnings. can include "Logirithms"/
yo play the game
what game
scatagories
put yo shit in names and play
scatagories by john really brown October 25, 2006

santamaria 

a sweet, gentile soul, walk on your tipy toes around this sensitive lover.
Poor Tarek, his roommate keeps yelling at him because he forget to pick up santamaria's tampons.
santamaria by Betsy4324 October 21, 2010