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Stompie Wompie 

When some eats your hamburger then ejaculates in your stew, so you curb stomp them exactly 13 times while dancing with Mr. Pickles.
Jeffery: Yo what did you do to Mike after he ate your hamburger and ejaculated into it?

Tom: I gave him that Stompie Wompie so hard pickles came out his ears.
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woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia
Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!
woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

womper stompers 

ay lad see the womper stompers on her
womper stompers by cameron cock February 21, 2019
A shortened version of "womp womp" (a lighthearted phrase that indicates a loss), but in spanish.

Pronounced WOM-peh.

Synonym: too bad (pronounced "TOOO baaaaad..." with "too" being of a higher pitch than "bad.")
person 1: dude, did you get that girl's number last night? She was HOTTTT...."
person 2: um, that "girl" was a man.
observer: wompe.
wompe by Eleirbag December 27, 2009

woopie pie 

A double penetration cream pie of a virgin mennonite female.
Derrick and justice made a woopie pie in Rachels tight virgin honey hole last night. "Hey buddy, lets woopie pie this chick before she takes off her kapp off.
woopie pie by Dutch Tony December 13, 2022
To be totally destroyed, humiliated/embarrassed in a sporting or gaming event.
Joe: Did you see the Leafs game last night
James: Yeah, the Sens womped them 7-0!

Michael: I just womped Dan in a game of Hockey, he sucks.
Womped by [M]agus January 23, 2006