kuchenmeister 

A word used to describe anything you require it to...

"Dude, you're such a fucking kuchenmeister"

"Christ, my kuchenmeister is throbbing"

"hey! kuchenmeister! your cocks hanging out!"

"mmm she has a wonderfully furry kuchenmeister"

kuchenmeister by triggerquatra April 27, 2010

kuchenmeister 

a ginormous headache.

After drinking too much last night, I woke up with a wicked kuchenmeister.

kuchenmeister by painsme April 9, 2009

Kuechenmeister

German meaning Master of the Cock, this being is a master handler of the cock. Third son is most likely gay but he is fabulous!

That dude sucks a lot of cock, he must be a Kuechenmeister.

Kuechenmeister by CheckpointDan January 12, 2021

Kuhnemeister 

Kuhnemaister is the longest ding ding dong Asparagus available on the mesial side of Eastern Europe. Grown on ortho knowledge and mcDonalds. Fertilized with sushi and gin and tonik. Use with care!
Available with air or ground transportation.
Limited to 1-2 per year.
Precious!

Omg, kuhnemeister was amazing this weekend

Kuhnemeister by Morganza12345 December 9, 2021