Emailer  

Person that emails

Johnny Thunder is the coolest emailer our of all of his friends.

Emailer by D & R April 9, 2009

Emailer's Remorse 

When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.

Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!

Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse

Emailer's Remorse by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011

no-emailer 

When you neither send nor receive any work related email for an entire day.

Today was pretty slow, I had a no-emailer.

no-emailer by Josh481 April 30, 2008

Mosquito emailer 

Somebody who persistently sends many annoying and often unnecessary emails, often rehashing discussions that had previously ended.

Greg from Accounts sent me another email about that invoice that had already been paid - the guy's a real mosquito emailer.

Mosquito emailer by secretwombat September 30, 2019

Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

Fascist Emailer by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

emailarrhea 

Mass emails sent or forwarded by one person to everyone in their address book conveying unimportant, erroneous and worthless information that no one cares about. Often the information is regarding meetings, conferences or "articles" that the recipient has no interest in and is then "encouraged" to forward to “interested” parties. Often ends up in the recycle bin.

example of emailarrhea

Dear Member:

Thank you so much for participating in the last meeting of the company oversight of the misuse of consumable waste! A lot of great discussion took place and our momentum is rolling! I have attached the notes from the last meeting. Our next meeting will be on the fourth Wednesday after the all-staff picnic. We are looking to expand our membership so please encourage other folks on your committees and lists to participate in this exciting opportunity! Please share and post!

emailarrhea by duncdog October 17, 2008

emailgrument 

this is when someone will not pick up the phone to carry on a disagreeable conversation, they will only converse thru email, no matter how disagreeable the conversatin gets.

Sherry had a heated argument with her friend thru their emails, no matter how escatlated it got, niether would pick up the phone to discuss the matter at hand. They were having a seriousl emailgrument.

emailgrument by dolphin64 October 22, 2009