hump the swag 

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

hump the swag by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

hump the shizzle 

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

hump the shizzle by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

sitting on the hump 

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

sitting on the hump by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

hump to the dick squared by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

dry hump a cactus into the sunset by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

humps in the trunk 

to have subwoofers in your ride so you can wake up your "neighbors" down the street

damn fool, i didnt know you got humps in the trunk, that shit hits

humps in the trunk by wastinmoola January 24, 2004