Platapus 

Some one that is just plain stupid.

That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat.

Platapus by Melcabob April 2, 2009

platapus 

Nick Faust the platapus AkA "PP" for short goofy looking mother fucker cant match ever dresses like a Bum. rocks a fucked up mullet. over all a deuche ass cabbage bus riding mother fucker

Nick Faust "wigger" "loser"

platapus by The Best January 3, 2005

Platapus Ducking 

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.

Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.

Platapus Ducking by Will Benson February 23, 2004

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

mr.platapus 

the best twerker in the world

person1: "whos the best twerker?"
person2: " mr.platapus DUHH"

mr.platapus by iloveyourmom.com April 5, 2022

duckbill platapus 

Dr.Hartwells prize winning medical science research group

duckbill platapus have a venomous gland on there back right claw

duckbill platapus by Dr. Hartwell March 23, 2005

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.

Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.

Dirty platapus by Not plat March 8, 2020