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swagistan 

A country where only cool, awesome, athletic, strong, awesome, non-hater, people live. People do not age while they live in swagistan, and the location is confidential. here are some facts:
Population: 10,000
GDP per capita: 10.4 trillion dollars
Available units in the armed forces: Chuck Norris
people from Swagistan are known as "Swagistanis"

People must play at least one of the following Minecraft, Call of duty, Homefront, Fifa, GTA, or Battlefield.

National Anthem:
"Oh swagistan, not to be confused with fagistan, is the greatest country ever!, (Epic gutair solo)
Custom's Officer "I'm going to need your country of orgin"
Swagistani "Swagistan"
Custom's Officer "Oh... welcome carry on, I don't need any I.D"
swagistan by A Random Swagistani October 21, 2011

scotistani 

hey that jock shagged that PK
wonder if they'll have a scotistani baby
scotistani by p k mchaggis November 8, 2009
Sagishan is a name which means ruler or King. Sagishan is very loyal and always be beside you.
Sagishan is a great boy
sagishan by Swaggy_sag_j June 10, 2021

Stanistan 

A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting

(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
Stanistan by Roasted beans March 1, 2022

slayistan 

Slayistan (a.k.a. that land of pink), the amazing country off the coast of Chile. everything is hot pink themed. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’“๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ‘›
national flower-hydrangea ๐ŸŒบ
capital city- city of barb ๐Ÿ’•
national dish- empanadas ๐ŸฅŸ
god- Slayista๐Ÿ™

national animal- Trish like fish ๐Ÿ 

the queen is Nicki Minaj and the prime minister is Doja Cat!!! Lead general is Trisha and head of people affairs is Lady Cupcake.

some stats: <56% of the population follows the religion of Slayism.

40% is Slayistani, 20% is Flop, 10% another Flop country, 30% is other.
country of Slayistan was formed in 1456CE
currently 600.2 thousand soldiers
only country that still worships Slayista
population is 146.9 million
46th largest country in the world
citizens have to join Slayistani military for at least 6mo. once you reach the age 20
most of the population speaks Slayaneise.

Visit this amazing beautiful country someday!!!! (ps. you should wear pink when you visit!!!!)
guy: โ€œhey dude have you heard of that land of pink?โ€

girl: โ€œohh yesssss, you mean Slayistan!! i would love to go there someday, i hear itโ€™s beautiful!โ€
guy: โ€œbring meeeeeโ€
slayistan by .๐Ÿ˜›.. May 14, 2022

Scotistan 

A Scotistan is an area in Scotland where a lot of people living there are Muslims. The name literally means "Land of the Scots". The demonym for people living in a Scotistan is "Scotistani" or "Scoti".
Come on Tahir, let's go to the Scotistanis and buy some muffins for 20p.
Scotistan by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014