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to jack-off
(jofting)
Mike: yo what you doing
Nick: nothing
Mike: yeah right, your probably jofting
Joft by imapimpdog March 31, 2009
Related Words
joft jofte Jofton Jofty
a person who runs the operations of an organization without having an executive or managerial title.

the person everyone in an organization goes to for advice.
You need to meet Donna. She's the jofte around here.
I'm the general manager of this place, but I would be nothing with my Bob, the jofte.
jofte by jofte January 17, 2023
1. Adj: To be witty, clever and charming and generally over 50 years of age. Tweed jackets or sandals are a must. Bad jokes are an optional extra

2. Noun: Joft, To have joft suggests you possess the above attributes.
1. Lars: "Hey did you goto that non-linearity lecture this morning? I'm so pissed about missing it"
Gary: "Yea Professor Horton is so fucking jofty ima pass the course so easy".

2. Employer: "I'm sorry Mr. Jones you're not quite who we're looking for, we need somebody with a little more joft".
Jofty by Rich Keenan April 9, 2008
Joey wardell, best fortnite player on NAE
This (person) just Jofton this kid after full piecing him
Jofton by Jofton March 10, 2024

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026