the housewife 

The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores

Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy

the housewife by Asston Kutcher January 7, 2014

The Norwegian housewife 

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

The Norwegian housewife by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

The Real Housewives of Covid 

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.

The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

The Real Housewives of Covid by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

The Real Housewives of New Jersey 

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

the real housewives of barrett weed 

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

the real housewives of barrett weed by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020

The Real Housewives 

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called

Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!

The Real Housewives by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023