Mahoney
Mahoney by the_referee March 5, 2009
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adjective or a noun 1) to be so awsome 2) suvstitute for awsome 2) outragous 3) to be so awsome and sexy that you dont have to do much to get what you want 4)being so random that it doesnt make sense but it is still funny and sometimes attractive
"Hey that guy is so mahoney" the man walked down the street no one noticing how Mahoney he acutally was. "This park is mahoney. The gang looked like they were almost mahoney status
Mahoney by Raktore Rasha November 14, 2011
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Mahoney by NegativeEL3ment February 19, 2013
Mahoney
Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.
A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
Mahoney by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020
Mahoney
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
mahoney
Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.
mahoney
the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.
mahoney by the juggernaut May 2, 2006