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Twakonian 

Someone who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine and is speaking so fast, forgetting to announciate, use proper punctuation and breath while speaking.
"Iwanttogotoburlington And wecanstealalloftheirbetseyjohnsonpurses And" Geez girl, slow down and quit talking in twakonian. I'm sober...NOT fluent in twakonian!
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Gorgeous brown eyes, a fun personality, and likes people when he wants to. He is warm-hearted and doesn't care shit about what other people think about him. Teagon likes to joke around with friends, does football and is a monster when it comes to hunting. He is a smart guy and is incredibly loyal. Teagon is pretty damn amazing.
Girl: Who's that dude that's making that chick laugh so hard?
Girl #2: That's Teagon!
Teagon by hot77 October 23, 2013

Uh-Tagonist

A protagonist or antagonist that's anything but a protagonist or antagonist.
"Our three Uh-Tagonists regather at their house and discover a grade-A mess.
1) More "female friendly" than "twat" and less medical sounding than "vagina," twagina strikes a happy medium when describing the female genitalia in a conversational context.

2) A light insult, used to gently rib a friend (typically male) who is pussing out.
1) "She had a great twagina -- well kept, clean and not all messed up. I buried myself in it all night long."

2) "Dude, stop being a twagina, man up and lets hit the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the strip club."
Twagina by gearhead1 April 14, 2009

rape-tagonize 

To antagonize someone into doing something with the threat of raping them. Usually used in a group of guys, making threats of false bravado.
I will rape-tagonize you into playing monopoly with us tonight, no matter how hard it is.
rape-tagonize by AceKingSuitedAK August 20, 2011
The most likely to be gay guy you will ever meet
Teagon is so closeted
Teagon by Hsbshshshshsh June 4, 2018