n.: Vomitus; The result of someone or
something having
vomited; A pile/pool/puddle/lump of vomitus.
v.: To vomit.
May be used in place of shit for most meanings of
that word.
Danny's day was going well until he
stepped in the dog-vom.
"Vom!" he cursed as he vommed up his
breakfast.
From that point on his whole day turned to vom.
All in all it had turned into the vommiest day of his life.
etc.