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whale dick earring 

so basically it’s a earring that is made up of whale dick, and it’s pretty hot. it smells super good and all the guys will be coming for you. it is being sold now on whaledicksRus.com u can get killer whale, or even shark dick! buy now for the extremely low price of 1938.99! go to whaledicksRus.com
mark - hey i love your earrings what are they made of?
matt - WHALE DICK BITCHHHHH
mark - OMG THATS SO HOT KISS ME RIGHT NOW I LOVE WHALE DICK EARRINGS

beluga whale dick 

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
beluga whale dick by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

dick back whale 

a whale with a dick in its back
dick back whale by ppwacker July 20, 2021

wale dick 

The Long wiggly penis can't fit wale dick
wale dick by Jimm jobb March 15, 2017

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.
Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”