Christian Bale

To dress up in a batman outfit and beat up your family members.

"fuck with me one more time and ima go christian bale 4real motherfucker!"

Christian Bale by Christian Bale77 August 18, 2009

Christian Bale

Lose Temper and Yell

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.

Christian Bale by AICO February 5, 2009

christian bale

a byword for getting insanely pissed off and abusing someone/thing over a small matter. could be used as a threat etc.

All I said was "please pass the salt" and he jumped on me like christian bale on a cinematographer!

You touch my drink I'm gonna go christian bale on your ass, punk!

christian bale by anna246 February 7, 2009

Christian Bale

Verb. To leave

Speen: Dude how was the party last night?
Al: It was a sausage fest man, I totally Christian Baled.

Christian Bale by poopy111 May 25, 2009

Christian Bale

Very talented and attractive actor in such movies as "American Psycho," "Velvet Goldmine," "Batman Begins," and "The Machinist," among others. He lost 1/3 of his body weight to be in The Machinist, then gained it back and bulked up to play Batman.

You have not lived until you have seen Christian Bale naked, with a chainsaw, killing hookers. Go rent American Psycho.

Christian Bale by Avioletfluid13 November 22, 2005

christian bale

A total badass. Only stars in good movies since he actually cares about quality and not just money. The best thing England has ever given the states.

Christian Bale should totally play Solid Snake in the metal gear movie.

christian bale by doo nig September 8, 2008

Christian Bale

The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.

I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.

But i ain't no fucking fag, man.

Christian Bale by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008