MILGDO 

Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out

She was older, but man did I want to eat that - she was a total MILGDO

MILGDO by PMax January 30, 2009

mildo 

Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.

Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.

I bought this dildo from internetdildos.com and it broke off in my ass. Stupid fucking mildos.

mildo by JMouseguy November 21, 2011

mildoaoa 

MOTHER ID LIKE TO DESTROY OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Sandra Bullock in the Blind Side is a mildoaoa

mildoaoa by Rhino, Raptor, Dee June 2, 2010

mildo madness 

The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.

(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.

Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...

yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.

mildo madness by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006

childo mildo 

telling someone to calm down. Or to be extremely chilled

ex1. Childo mildo

childo mildo by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

Mildorism 

An attempt to pass off incorrect usage or misspelling of a word or phrase as slang unique to one's own region. Most frequently used when the two people conversing do not live in close proximity to one another.

"You're a real donkie, you know that, Taylor?"
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."

Mildorism by RaspberryFoxtrot September 7, 2005

milgon

Crazy ass asian who strongly believes hes black. They are often wealthy, intelligent, outgoing, hilarious and always plays video games. Always there to tell a funny story and everyone likes him even though he acts very...very racist. He will do anything you tell him to. (SEX SLAVERY) Will also talk about his small penis and creep out girls

Whys milgon so black?

Cause hes got the asian persuasion!

milgon by cowfondler! October 26, 2013