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Black Swanned 

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
Swanned by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017

Black Swanned it 

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.
Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned
Swanned by philschwackit February 15, 2019

Swanned off

Were has he swanned off to
Swanned off by Smithp0 October 31, 2015
A shitty little park that has been smashed up and taken over by druggies

People mostly piss down the slide
Let's go swannies today

Ye I sure hope there's no piss on the slide
Swannies by Misha the roadman February 16, 2019