Authorism 

The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.

"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."

Authorism by Greg Patton January 29, 2009

Authority boner 

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

Authors Anonymous 

The epitome of enigmatic epicness, Authors Anonymous is a renowned writing club with individual chapters dispersed throughout the Greater Los Angeles Area.

Students at Azusa Pacific University started their own chapter of Authors Anonymous in 2009 to counteract the imaginative torpor that afflicted the Christian campus as a result of censorship and legalism.

Authors Anonymous by Dalek62 November 5, 2011

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003

authoritah 

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

authoritah by bob236892 December 11, 2018