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apricottie.com 

A place where happiness and fruitiness is created.
Apricottie.com: Yall better get me on the f*cking urban dictionary or I’m gonna throw hands with you, okay?
Person: okay.
Apricottie.com: get me on the mother f*cking urban dictionary right the f*ck-
Person: I’ll do it.
Apricottie.com: that sounds so mean I’m sorry kabeksuwb I’m being aggressive ahh-
apricottie.com by Paddybee July 9, 2021
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apricottie

the best moot ever. they are god.
apricottie is god.

apricottie.com 

Will always be rank number 2 on the discord server. (P.s Cottie is swag and pog)
@stairs: *checks rank* @apricottie.com haha you're still rank number 2

@apricottie.com: IFUBBWJDIUGVWBBWJXB
apricottie.com by Candiess July 14, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026