mowe 

To eat a large quantity of food...

Dude I'm so stoned I'm gonna fucking mowe a Sourdough Jack, curly fries, and bacon cheddar potato wedges....

mowe by mechsoldier November 22, 2006

MOWE 

Referring to gay male sex, particularly the act of butt sex. Gay female sex is not MOWE at all. Used when referring to gay male sex, but not openly talking about gay male butt sex rather posting pictures of seagulls instead. A visually appealing word that is in reference to a very appealing act.

That video you sent me was extremely MOWE, I came multiple times and called up my dude to talk about the orgasms it gave me.

MOWE by ReelMachinesRSpool February 11, 2017

mowe 

"lets moe" lets eat
"this is moe" this is good food

mowe by sterling October 15, 2002

Mowe 

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

Mowe by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

your ass is grass and I'm the mower 

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

mowed out drunk 

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

mowed out drunk by bike week 69 March 6, 2010