Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...
A Kissaholic is someone who feels the incredible need to kiss someone as soon as they have a couple of cocktails in them. A Kissaholic may kiss more than one person in a given night and the kiss does not necessarily mean that the kissaholic is romantically interested in the kissee at all. A kissaholic kisses just because it is in her nature to kiss.
Melissa is a kissaholic. She kisses everyoneon the lips -- even friends. On a good night out, she may kiss three or more guys. She collects kisses like some people collect stamps.
Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?