HMFTG

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.

Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!

HMFTG by PTMonk January 6, 2009

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Hmft

A word geoff uses way too much and no one knows what it means.

Victim:"(absolutely anything)"
Geoff: "hmft"

Hmft by Extraordinarilyspongy December 19, 2021

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HMFTG • HMFT • heftgar • hmwtgs

HMFT

Popular term in Reddit that means Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT while I do a backflip over a fire

HMFT by GrayArty October 22, 2019

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heftgar

Someone who judges others for acquiring assistance/help. A heftgar mostly has a larger body weight than an average human.

Man, John can be a real heftgar sometimes.

heftgar by Thinn3r May 19, 2021

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hmwtgs

hit me with that gay shit

Person 1: do you want to watch Peppa Pig?
Person 2: hmwtgs.

hmwtgs by Nxybi September 11, 2019

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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