Two Towels 

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."

I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!

Two Towels by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009

two towels 

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

two towels by big mike November 14, 2003

Two towel lounge 

TwoTowelLounge The art of lounging on your couch/chair with two towels around you after a shower. Simply the best thing to do after a shower. Directions: 1. Have a shower 2. Get out of the shower 3. Take one towel wrap it around your waist. take another towel and throw it around your shoulders. 3. Grab a drink 4. Lounge on the couch/chair 5. Turn on the television 6. lounge for 15 minutes or more. The best way to relax after a shower.
#twotowellounge
Creater: @freemanb43 Promoter: @chadlyhabing

hey bro wanna two towel lounge?

Two towel lounge by chadhabing August 14, 2011

Two Towers 

A homosexual couple (male)

Two towers just moved into the house down the street.

Two Towers by Jack Duks December 13, 2003

twotowels 

a guy who uses two towels, one for his tits and one for bottom half.

Randy is the twotowels of this world.

twotowels by gangster November 14, 2003