A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of
arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water
activities.(Isn't totally opposed to
golden showers)