cois

slang for cocaine.

" Hey, where's the cois at?" - Santa

"Ya se acabo la cois?" -Juan

cois by h3r0aleX June 2, 2011

cois

a person with an incredibly sick sense of humor

dude that joke is deserving of cois

cois by i eat playdo June 12, 2006

cois crawl 

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.

That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!

cois crawl by nuck chorris November 27, 2013

Coise 

Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt

Coise is an ugly little Crunt.

Coise by jlang1 December 3, 2011

Coist 

A mixture between "cunt" and "moist." Many women are other grossed out or severely offended by these words, therefore it's been combined.

Sidenote: "Cunt" can be alternated with "cooze," "clit," or any of your own C words.

I was gonna pound her slophole, but then her coist room mate came home and cock blocked me.

Coist by CoistInAHat March 21, 2011

coiso 

portuguese word popularized by Gato Fedorento(best tv show ever)that can mean everything and nothing at the same time. its that magical word that brings meaning to life itself.

Guy1: bla bla bla
Guy2: coiso

coiso by Xixas February 12, 2006

Coister 

n. Coister. Accidental word, used by Mourc. Meant to say the word “coastsr.” (Çöī•ßtē•r)

Mourc: Sometimes I forget my coister

Coister by The Mourc Man September 22, 2020