Straddling 

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

straddling 

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

straddling by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

straddling the dredgepipe 

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.

Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.

straddling the dredgepipe by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010

straddling the fence to the spirit world 

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

straddling the fence to the spirit world by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

straddling the fence 

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

straddling the fence by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

straddling raptor 

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

straddling raptor by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009

Martha straddling 

prettiest and kindest noob out there

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic

Martha straddling by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021