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The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.

Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.
She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.
Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.
Goldielocks by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!
Goldielocks by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldielocks

Hey man, how's that burger? Aw dude, it's goldielocks.
Goldielocks by singndrum17 October 20, 2006

Goldielox 

Goldielox by Jrock32 November 21, 2021