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Scientate 

Cross between meditation and science. You meditate while hearing and learning about science.
Ysterday in Class Becky brought up ........

"Hey you guys" Said By Becky

"What?" Class

"Next we have science. Since I havent meditated today I am going to Scientate during Science class Just like our teacher said to do." Becky

"Cool" Class

"My New favorite class." Becky
Scientate by mijelle September 22, 2009
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scientits 

1) a female scientist. most commonly used by a pervert, or a sexist
-OR-
2) a misspelling of scientist. most commly used if not paying attention when typing, or dyslexic
1) Man 1: "Dude, did you see that new scientits?"
Man 2: "Hell yea man!"

2) *when typing* <b> scientits </b>...
you *thinking* DAMMIT
scientits by nope,no,nuh uh March 30, 2009

scientard 

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consumimg themselves in their research.
'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'
scientard by mussels83 December 25, 2007

scientard 

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.
That stupid scientard tried to convert me.
scientard by Tinrobot January 30, 2008

Scientoatheism 

Scientoatheism is a new atheist movement that seeks on use science to attack religion, spirituality, mysticism, mythicalism, supernaturalism, spiritualism, epistemological anarchism and anarcho-scientism disguised of attacks to science denialism. Scientoatheism is well known for the use of psychoatheism, neuroatheism, cosmoatheism, bioatheism, socioatheism and similars, and is considered as a normal consequence of new atheism.
"Scientoatheism is a big problem in Brazil, not just in Brazil, but in the whole world it became a problem, and mainly on worldwide scientific community too."

"Scientoatheism is the new scientific atheism inside new atheism, and it is gonna take over science if we do not act fast against scientoatheism."
Scientoatheism by Full Monteirism January 30, 2021

scientard 

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consuming themselves in their research.
'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'
scientard by mussels83 December 25, 2007

scientarian 

One who has a religious level of belief in "science", while having only the most superficial of understanding in the scientific concepts they argue. They frequently get involved in creation/evolution debates, but can only act smugly superior without adding anything of substance to the argument. They fail to understand that their dismissive, dogmatic responses to other belief systems are in fact hypocritical and detrimental to conversion.
Person 1: Creationist science = oxymoron. Either you believe in objective evidence or you don't.
Person 2: Is that the extent of your argument? What objective evidence are you referring to? What studies are you referencing? To which particular claim of Creationist Science are you denying? Your scientarian debate tactics will not help you here.
scientarian by Ug Bug October 11, 2018