olmst 

A verb meaning to molest with one's feet. Past tense: olmsted

Friend 1: I'm going to olmst you at this rate.
Friend 2: Ooo. *eyebrows raises*


I don't know why, but when I olmsted her she just jumped up and ran out.

olmst by Felic January 5, 2009

Olmsted Township

Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.

OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls

Olmsted Township by JLM982 January 16, 2011

oldster 

a hipster/scenester usually 30+ years of age that hasn't accepted the fact that developmentally they should be beyond trendy clothes and fashionable elitist attitudes.

look at the Emo haircut on that oldster! skunk spots are fab, but taupish mops are not!

oldster by mike weird November 2, 2006

Olmsted Falls High School 

a magical place that consists of fake women, wannabe gangster that listen to 96.5 like god made that shit, gay ass jocks that are obsessed with bulldognation , the ten billion lesbians that arent even real lesbians they're just salty no guy would ever go near them AKA (rick ross), stupid lunch aids that are pissed because their all 50 and work as a lunch aid so they express their authority like they're the fucking law, the library nazi who yells at you for every god damn movement you make, and the really fuggin hot math teacher, decent people that are left gtfo as soon as they finish school oh yeah and all the jocks take creitine to "get BIG bro" they all go to gay ass powerhouse gym and look like idiots

jock: hey Bro man dude man bro you going to power house to get big.
other gay jock: yeah dude i have to pick some muscle milk up first wanna bang in the showers after
jock:hell yeah!

example 2

stubid olmsted falls high schoolpreppy girl:you think we should go to tnt im looking kinda light orange.
stupider preppy girl:omfg! get over there now!

Olmsted Falls High School by PBHN October 29, 2012

Olstad 

A hairy german boy who loves to eat houses and their pets. Beware of the Olstads.

Oh My! Did you hear about Helga's child? He's an OLSTAD!
or
Did you hear about that wooly mammoth named Olstad? BEWARE OF THE YETTI!

Olstad by alex&hannah&emily February 17, 2007

North Olmsted Highschool 

It ain't that bad. Move here if you have a boyfriend that lives here. Just joking it's bad, but you get used to it. It's very average. Except our sports. Our sports are bad. Besides bowling.

Hey, North Olmsted Highschool isn't that bad. Except their sports.

North Olmsted Highschool by KorbyDidn'tLikeThat April 3, 2019

North Olmsted

A suburban city near to Cleveland, Ohio and is surrounded by Westlake to the north, Olmsted Township to the south, Fairview Park and Brook Park to the east, and North Ridgeville to the west. North Olmsted is not as upper-class as neighboring towns like Westlake and is often considered "ghetto". North Olmsted is also home to many people who cannot drive.

"Yo, did you go to The Flats last night and party it up?"

"Naw. I was going to the park in North Olmsted to play volleyball and got hit by some lady with a huge van as I was coming across Lorain Road."

North Olmsted by RAEDiOACTiVE July 16, 2009