shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

shlomby by El Poopo November 9, 2003

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlobby the Knobby 

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert

shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy

Shlobby the Knobby by Boryz October 21, 2019

shlooby 

gross or unkempt

sam is feeling shlooby

shlooby by bong111 May 15, 2016

Shlombing 

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

shlompy 

very, very, sloppy;
as sloppy as really sloppy roast beef;
the sloppiest of the slop;

"Look at that big ol' shlompy titty!"

"Uhh yeah, show me that shompy dompe!"

shlompy by I am the ASS December 29, 2007

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Shlombus by Human kite November 29, 2019