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Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

The Cum Waddle 

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.
Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"
The Cum Waddle by GeoNips October 4, 2014

The Turkey Waddle 

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

the dirty waddle 

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
the dirty waddle by alexvause September 6, 2016

Waddle the daddle 

Waddle the daddle is another term for choking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off, etc. Term can be used with the bros
bro 1: Hey! I'm gonna go waddle the daddle!
Bro 2: what's that mean?
Bro 3: he's gonna go beat his meat to that instagram pic
Waddle the daddle by Whyamihere69 December 9, 2020

get the waddlin 

Told when you kick a pregnant woman or a group of pregnant women out of your crib for disrespectin or failure to ask for something nicely
Pregnant woman: "Get in here and get me some water!"

You: "What's the magic word"

Pregnant woman: "Now!"

You: "Don't be disrespectin me up in my house, you know what, forget it -- get the waddlin"
get the waddlin by BMoney January 30, 2005