Matthewmer 

Wonderful. Loving. Teasing. Strong. Independent. Caring. Father of the Year. The love of my life.

I love you Matthewmer. Mr. Matthew

Matthewmer by S.Vif January 20, 2009

matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.

Hey! I’m matthewsexual.

matthewsexual by matthewgraygublerisdaddy August 20, 2020

Matthewsortoism 

The state of being as morbidly obese as an American disappointment, Matthew Sorto who managed to become the most morbidly obese American child, held in the Guinness World Records. Usually used as a slur or insult.

Bro! You're so fat, you have Matthewsortoism

Matthewsortoism by AnonymousPerson1935 December 14, 2019

Matthewgraygublersexual 

A strong attraction towards only Matthew Gray Gubler and possibly women.

“Hey dude did you know I’m matthewgraygublersexual?”
“Okay dude”

Matthewgraygublersexual by dumbbiotch December 29, 2020

Matthewed 

An eroticism whereby your girlfriend screams your best mate's name instead of yours during intercourse. This eroticism evolved after a man called Simon wanted his wife to cheat without actually cheating. He asked her to scream "Matthew" to satisfy his desire without the heartbreak.

Mostly exclamations such as, "Oh Matthew!" but/or possibly "Oh Simon/Boyfriend, Matthew does!"

I was Matthewed last night.

Matthewed by WilliamEvans October 8, 2011

matthewkirkwood 

sickest cunt on twitter

the handle is worth 20k

buy now

i wanna be a “matthewkirkwood” !

matthewkirkwood by not rien November 24, 2020

Matthewtrappe 

Princess/Baby Roblox Slender

Person 1: Did you see the slender who wears a skirt?
Person 2: Yes I saw he is Matthewtrappe!

Matthewtrappe by besti edit wes January 16, 2021