cacked 

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

cacked by distortion November 7, 2003

cacked 

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

cacked by AlexFB September 5, 2008

Cacked 

Being completely stoned from marijuana. Also used to describe when is there is no more weed.

Hey john, can I rip your cart?
No sorry it's already cacked from yesterday.

"Dude I took bong rips before class and now I'm completely cacked"

Cacked by Johny Rodrigo January 12, 2019

cacked 

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

cacked by LKool July 11, 2007

Cacked 

A word used to describe your state of being. Can also be a verb. similar to Fuck

Lets get cacked!

This dude is cacked!

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Lets get high!
This dude is fucked!

Cacked by The minimalist party November 1, 2011

Cacked 

To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol

I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night

Cacked by Blazed Joker July 26, 2009

cacked 

an expelled turd

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

cacked by churd2 January 26, 2009