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Depth charge

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.
I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.
Depth charge by Colin G. November 26, 2007

Depth Charge

When one swims below the surface of the water and takes a shit, usually in a natural body of water such as a lake or ocean.
I was out fishing with my friends and had to take a shit so I jumped in the lake and dropped a depth charge.
Depth Charge by DookieJones February 27, 2015

Depth Charge

When you insert a berocca into your rectum and then submerge yourself in a bath tub.
"That was a fucking weird party." "I know right, Dave did a Depth Charge!"
Depth Charge by /tv/ and /v/ pleb October 18, 2017

Depth charge

A fart floated in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.
Before exiting on the 5th floor, I dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.
Depth charge by Ziggy Blonde March 1, 2009

depth charge

A turd whose shear mass is capable of cracking the bowl with magnanimous porcelain pounding force. However, the danger does not end there. If upon flushing, the centrifugal force is set slightly askew, then there is an astronomical chance of an unexpected storm surge.
Dude, I did not dare flush at the hotel this morning after dropping a depth charge. I just left a twenty on the upper deck with a note apologizing to Lupe.
depth charge by Lovell from UT November 11, 2010

Depth charge

Flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.
Just before I got into bed last night, Ken let out two depth charges. I had to use the covers to separate the airspace between us because the smell was so bad.
Depth charge by Lisa Roko July 16, 2008