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smart fart 

A particularly pungent fart whose stench follows its creator wherever he or she goes for a certain period of time. The term is considered a "play on words" originating from Smart Missle.
"Oh my god, dude, it followed you! It's a smart fart!"

Smart fart 

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.
"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
Smart fart by robsielea October 29, 2008

Smart fella/Fart smella 

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit
"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

work smart get fart 

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.
E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller. 

when we say "Either you a fart smeller or a smart feller" we say this because when you're a fart smeller, it means you're acting like nonsense, or dumb. When we say smart feller, you're thinking things through.
Guy: I can't get through this problem on the test, can you help me?
Guy 2: Either you a fart smeller, or a smart feller.

Kick start fart 

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets
i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart
Kick start fart by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010