Chunes 

Choice Tunes.

With all of the music in existence being the population, Chunes are a subset within the population containing only the good music.

Music that is bad would not be considered a chune.

(Just got home from the beach and popped a beer) Dude, I'm in the mood for some chunes.

Chunes by SMAR TA$$ October 25, 2008

chunes 

Slang for "tunes" used by people actually "in the Know" about the music they're talkin' about

These are some ill gangsta chunes homey

chunes by Junglistbadbwoii December 21, 2003

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

ordering Chinese 

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

Chinese Pablo 

Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.

Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."

Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"

Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.

Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."

Jessica: "Just go and check!"

Kate: "Alright Jessy."

Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021