keyboad 

The preferred type of keyboard, superior to all others.

Apart from being physically superior, the word keyboad also SOUNDS superior. It would not be as perfect if it was spelled with an "S" or an "R", as in keyboard or keyboasd.

Guy 1: Dude, my new keyboard is pretty awesome
Guy 2: Really? Yeah, well I don't have a keyboard. I have a keyboad.
Guy 1: Woah! I wish I had a keyboad.

keyboad by the cheesechomper June 8, 2009

keyboad 

a word sweets62 uses to describe his shitty keyboard

pmg my keyboad is shit!

keyboad by Jack is hawt October 20, 2008

Keyboard Crust 

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

Keyboard Crust by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom 

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

Keyboard Condom by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper 

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom 

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

keyboard boredom by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

Keyboard phrase

n. Something that is caused by pressing letters on a keyboard in some orderly way.

My favorite keyboard phrase is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Keyboard phrase by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021