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Sandman's Kiss 

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes while they sleep, so when they wake up to rub the sleep out of their eyes they discover the sandman's kiss
I thought my eyes were just really sticky this morning but it turned out Ben just gave me a Sandman's Kiss last night.
Sandman's Kiss by Higryho March 6, 2022

Sandman Special 

When you wake up in the middle of the night, and you have the undeniable urge to shit.
I had a big bowl of chili before I went to bed and I had a Sandman special come knockin'.
Sandman Special by JSaffle December 16, 2008

The Sandman Special 

is when someone is sleeping and you squat over their neck and shit on their nose.
My girlfriend was so pissed I stayed at the bar late last night, that I woke up this morning with The Sandman Special.

Girl 1: "Girl, I'm so fucking mad at Jimmy. He came home so drunk from the bar last night he passed out on the couch. So, I gave him The Sandman Special."

Girl 2: "Fuck yes, Girl! He deserved it!"

Sandman Stewart

The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.
"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
OR
"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."
Sandman Stewart by SS fanatic January 16, 2009

Sandman Sprinkle 

Referring to how the Sandman in some stories sprinkles sugar on your dreams to keep them sweet.

The act of smoking weed and getting very high before going to bed.
I got some dank shit from Ric yesterday and I had a Sandman Sprinkle last night. Slept like fucking baby.

Kicking the Sandman in his sack 

Staying up realy late doing stuff that keeps you awake.
Visit this site and kick the Sandman in his sack!