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mall goths 

Lame ass Kids who chill out on the stairs in front of school just to get in everyone's way. Very obnoxious and loud. All of them listen to shitty ass music like ICP\ and other shit, while a few of them are somewhat cool and listen to Dream Theater. They're poor choice of music should be replaced by good music such as Rush, Dragonforce, and Megadeth.
Big Boss-"Oh, man! I gotta get up the stairs, but I don't wanna be near the Mall Goths"
Freddy-"Good Point. Take the long way around."
Big Boss-"Yeah, man. I better."
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Mallgoths 

Mallgoths are the groups of emotionally insecure adolescents (although some can reach 18+...) who are typically seen loitering in the malls of North American suburban shopping outlets. Their dominant characteristics (typical to both sexes) are makeup, multiple body piercings, leather, blackened hair,sad faces, melodrama, angry distortion based passive aggressive music (see. Slipknot),and the embrace of masochism.

They are a branch of Gothic subculture.
Go to Wikipedia and look for Gothic subculture or the band slipknot. Shit, just go to a shopping center; mallgoths are everywhere.
Mallgoths by Michael404 May 7, 2008

mallgoths 

a mallgoth is typically someone of the goth subculture that buys most of their clothes at the mall at stores like hot topic or Spencer's. contrary to popular belief these people dont hate their parents or hate "society". mall goths believe about the same as a goth and punks.
someone making fun of a mallgoth: "OMG I HATE MY MOM !1!!! IM SO SPOILED AND BRATTY!!!!"
atual mallgoths: "do you guys want to go to hot topic or get some platform shoes?"
mallgoths by comettown February 18, 2021