Spiraled 

Flipped

That girl pissed me off today I almost spiraled.

Spiraled by Redhat456 June 6, 2016

spiraled ham 

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

spiraled ham by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Spirale Bourguignon 

A technique used in the ]portable], two player game Dots and Boxes. A move derived from both ancient French and Syrian culture. If done incorrectly, this will result the tragic loss of the player enacting it, and thus considered a highly risky move. Ancient aramaic texts depict this move to be a pact with the force of evil as well, a very risky move indeed.

"This game of Dots and Boxes has been going on forever Arin, what is the score?"
"Dan used the Spirale Bourguignon a second ago and took the whole god dang board!"

Spirale Bourguignon by gamer_gunk July 16, 2020

Spiralled 

When your sexuality, vibe, or entire existence refuses to run in a straight line—or even a circle. It’s attraction that loops, bends, and evolves like a cosmic slinky, pulling you toward whoever/whatever feels right in the moment. Being spiralled means you’re not gay, straight, bi, or pan—you’re orbiting all of it and none of it, on your own infinite track.

Synonyms: fluid af, Fibonacci flirt, queer galaxy brain, vibe-sexual.
Opposite: Stuck on rails.

• “So are you straight, gay, or…?”
• “Neither, babe. I’m spiralled—my desire comes back around, but never the same way twice.”

Spiralled by Juno Funkey Loudz Christ August 30, 2025