blue lighted 

n. To be seen by the police, called this because the cops light is usually blue.

"Oh shit nigga, hurry up and swallow that weed cause we done been blue lighted!!!"

blue lighted by Pimp Master J April 20, 2005

Blue lighted 

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

Blue lighted by Bazza March 5, 2017

Blue-lighted 

When a cop gives you a friendly reminded to watch your speed when you aren’t going fast enough for him to actually stop you. He does this by turning on his blue lights for a couple seconds.

I was doing 63 in a 55 and the officer blue-lighted me as I approached.

Blue-lighted by automatics64 January 31, 2018

ploddle's blue lighters 

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.

Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

ploddle's blue lighters by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023

blue lighter 

u use a light blue lighter when u fold or are taking an L.
typically used when sad about men or women.

bring the blue lighter tonight i need to use it bc i’m folding

blue lighter by THOMAS THE TAPPED ENGUINE July 4, 2021

Bluelighter 

Someone who does too many drugs and not enough homework. Also a carrier of many STD's due to repeated contact with other of these 'bluelighters'. Not to be confused with Kmart employees. Often the best person to ask for a joint, but the last one to ask for change. They spend their time on a message board trying to find other people to give STD's to and for new sources of illegal substances. None of them are worth knowing because they're all lame-ass junkie e-tards.

"Hey it smells like bluelighters around here."

Bluelighter by Dr.Disaster August 9, 2004

bluelighter 

An imprudent member of a volunteer emergency service authorized by local authorities to drive his/her personal vehicle with siren and blue flashing lights.

That bluelighter just about ran me off the road!!

bluelighter by Bored Medic November 2, 2007