lagging 

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

lagging by mari.divine September 9, 2018

Lagging 

When someone is taking hecka long. or when someone is slow.

victor: hey come and pick me up, but dont be lagging like u always do.

Lagging by RawR_Monster March 27, 2010

Lagging 

An excuse scrubs use when they die in PUBG or any other game because they suck

I was lagging, that's why I missed him by a fucking mile

Lagging by BigJP21 January 20, 2018

lagging 

when you type something and it comes up on screen later than you typed it

in a chat: wait, im lagging

lagging by Samahab January 3, 2003

Lagging 

To be extremely Drunk, this is when someone is said to be 'lagging'.

Fred: "Oi mate I'm lagging!"

Mike: "Shit don't fall over!"

Lagging by Bigbubbah October 10, 2011

lagging 

The act of becoming lagged: Because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/7. When our gloriously fast connection slows by mere milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. In some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. Time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. This is what is common referred to as "lagging" in the gamer world. Lagging has been associated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as STFU and WTF. Beware of those suffering from this affliction. Warping, twitching, and team genocide are common side effects of lagging.

Lagging will cause you to make irrational decisions, and incoherent statements such as: "I’ve been lagging ever since my mom called someone from china."

lagging by cTaylor July 23, 2004

lagging 

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

i got well lagging last night!

lagging by tel January 27, 2005