leg bag 

A fanny pack for your leg.

Mainly produced by Airblaster, a leg bag is used in snowboarding as an extra pocket that conveniently straps around your leg. Good for holding things from chap stick to your secret stash or maybe just your pass and a tool.

-"Dang! Your leg bag is off the hook"
-"I know, I just got this bright orange one!"

leg bag by thomasthomas January 3, 2008

leg bag 

legend bag, but better. prounced like your actual leg... you know the one on your body 😜

omg you're such a leg bag

leg bag by ernieeeeeee June 12, 2021

LegBag 

A gender neutral and more more negative alternative for the derogatory "DoucheBag."

Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.

By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.

However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.

Direct: "Harvey is such a LegBag, he told my sister he'd cast her in a film if she had sex with him, but he never did."

Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"

Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."

LegBag by Andy Somers February 2, 2020