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The Shaggy Effect
The tendency to mumble unintelligible or foreign-language verses to popular songs before loudly shouting notable phrases. Named for the rapper Shaggy, of "It Wasn't Me" fame.
The Shaggy Effect in it's original context:
-How could I forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
-hrmunrmudrpdrp bumbadumbudoopoo. brdabrdabopbop dumdadumdadeedu. badabadabopbop tatabdap, badabadaboomboom BABY NO WAY!!!
More recently:
-badamdesilla weyudasola badabambasura DANZA KUDURO!!
-How could I forget that I had given her an extra key, all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
-hrmunrmudrpdrp bumbadumbudoopoo. brdabrdabopbop dumdadumdadeedu. badabadabopbop tatabdap, badabadaboomboom BABY NO WAY!!!
More recently:
-badamdesilla weyudasola badabambasura DANZA KUDURO!!
The Shaggy Effect by white boy 692 December 19, 2011
The Shaggy Defence
The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
The Shaggy Defence by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009
The Soggy Waffle Game
When a group of males sit in a circle, surrounding a waffle/biscuit/cookie and continually masturbate until everyone has ejaculated on the waffle. The last person to ejaculate then has to eat the waffle.
The Soggy Waffle Game by Charles8675309 August 24, 2011
The Shaggy is strong with this one...
A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...
Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...
Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
The Shaggy is strong with this one... by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013
The soggy Nutella in your fridge
Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.
Oh how frightening it is indeed.
Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.
The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.
You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.
You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
The soggy Nutella in your fridge by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
The shaggy dog
When you're pouring the heat to your significant other and the dog mounts you and fucks you in the ass.
Dude, you should have been there. Best sex of my life, up until Fido decided to break off a piece and give me the shaggy dog. Now I feel dirty, dirty yet satisfied.
The shaggy dog by The kitty litter sniper October 19, 2017