sittance 

the position of the legs while sitting, especially relating to the position while in the bathroom stall

senator larry craig mistakenly said he had a wide stance, when in fact, his wide sittance declared his innocence.

sittance by p jason l August 11, 2008

Situance 

Noun - A specific moment in time at a specific place.

Combination of and synonomous with the words "situation" and "instance"

At this very situance...

This isn't an adequate situance to talk about that...

Situance by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

Shittance 

Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.

“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”

Shittance by gryphon922 July 10, 2020

ass-sistance 

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".

Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.

ass-sistance by QuacksO March 5, 2023