wack it 

jerk off. masterbate

She got pissed at me last night so I'm gonna wack it.

wack it by monkeyman30 November 23, 2006

wack it 

keatings favorite thing to do

Ima wack it.

wack it by aka san deigo August 8, 2008

wack-it-jacket 

A male sex toy. A hollow silicon tube with ribbed or many different textures inside to give the user hella pleasure that the hand just can't do.

"I'm tired of wackin it with my hand, I'm gonna use my wack-it-jacket and some lube to get the job done. Merica! " JPY

wack-it-jacket by Gorillajp November 23, 2015

pack it and wack it 

The act of Masturbating while high and/or getting high for the sole purpose of making masturbation better.

andrew:dude you wanna smoke tonight?
mark: naw man, i think i'm just gonna pack it and wack it.
andrew: good call

pack it and wack it by AaNlDeRxEW June 30, 2008

MAC-wack-it 

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

MAC-wack-it by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

wack wit it 

"The opposite of the slang phrase Sick Wit it" "When the situation or circumstances are Wack or unpleasing to the Individual."

"So your date left you after just 10 Minutes?"
"Yep"
"Man that is Wack Wit It!"

wack wit it by COLEONE May 7, 2007

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007