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A short thing 

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.
I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.
A short thing by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018

That’s a short 

Man, just got a 50 on that math test
That’s a short

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.
Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

take a long walk off a short pier 

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.