Hot, rugged, bearded, man (or men). A particularly masculine man (or men) with impeccable facial hair. Usually dressed in checked flannel or an urban cowboy shirt. These men may be found frequenting Mountain Equipment Co-Op, or your local hipster bar. As the seasons change and spring turns to summer the HRBM species becomes nearly extinct until a late fall population boom revives the species.
I wish I could just find a real life Paul Bunyan manly-man. The art of facial hair has been lost on this generation; where are all the HRBM hiding these days?
hot runny butt piss - may be caused by consuming large amounts of alcohol, bad food, or being really sick. May also be caused by nervousness, anxiety, or people that you hate so badly it makes you want to poop your pants. Please don't confuse with "THE RUNS" because it's much worse!
Josh: "Hey man, what's wrong with you?"
Paul: "I've got a case of HRBP."
Josh: "HRBP? what the f is that?"
Paul: "Hot Runny Butt Piss. My ass is on fire from all that fucking Quizno's we ate yesterday!"