Jew Cap 

Another word for a yamaka or small rounded hat worn by the collective of the jewish belief. Often offensive when used in front of a believer in Judeaism...

Caucasian Male: "Dude, can you do my taxes???"
Enraged Jew: "What in Jehovah's Fershnitzer makes everyone think I am good with monies?!"
Caucasian Male: "I assumed you were, your jew cap gave it away."

Jew Cap by jh35 January 10, 2009

Cap the jew 

Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.

Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew

Cap the jew by Sam gofton December 29, 2007

captain jew gold 

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.

(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!

captain jew gold by Solid Snail October 12, 2013

Jewcap 

Verb, to shoot a Jewish civillian; to bust a cap in that jew curl.

bitch i gonna jewcap yo face if you dont get them pickles out my house..... BITACH

Jewcap by Rispetto June 24, 2008