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Insanitard 

One who is both insane and stupid simultaneously. Such people do not have a brain as you or I know it. Instead, they only possess what it known to be a behavior pump: an organ which responds to any input with only simple, raw emotions. Indeed, we all possess such an organ but is kept in check by the higher functioning of the neocortex. MRI images of insanitards' heads usually show what looks like a full human brain, but upon further analysis the apparent gray matter serves as nothing more than a padded shielding to protect the behavior pump's sensitive feelings. Like zombies, A clean shot to the head is the only known way to permanently kill an insanitard.
Once a month, my girlfriend transforms into an insanitard.
Insanitard by Nathan Esch June 16, 2008
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Insanitard 

One who is both insane and stupid simultaneously. Such people do not have a brain as you or I know it. Instead, they only possess what it known to be a behavior pump: an organ which responds to any input with only simple, raw emotions. Indeed, we all possess such an organ but is kept in check by the higher functioning of the neocortex. MRI images of insanitards' heads usually show what looks like a full human brain, but upon further analysis the apparent gray matter serves as nothing more than a padded shielding to protect the behavior pump's sensitive feelings. Like zombies, A clean shot to the head is the only known way to permanently kill an insanitard.
Once a month, my girlfriend transforms into an insanitard.
Insanitard by Nathan Esch June 15, 2008

Insanitard 

Men over 40 whom are RETARDED because they RECYCLE other men’s REJECT women expecting different RESULTS.
That’s the 5th girl in two years Dave has got engaged too, doesn’t that insanitard realize they’re all the same?

Insanitary 

Both insane and unclean.
Seriously, she's insanitary! Stay away from that one! She'll kill you or worse.

infantard 

An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.
Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.
infantard by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007

insanitarium 

A place containing many
many very insane people.
Like an aquarium filled with
insane humans.
Much like an insane asylum
but way sweeter.
"yo man, you so wack, you belong in tha muthfuckin' insanitarium."
insanitarium by danie January 23, 2006

infinitard 

Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty bureaucracies, and random incompetents that clog a day.
Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream in the glorious infinitard.
infinitard by kramsky September 2, 2005