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Hellabration 

The opposite of celebration.

The commemoration of a sad ass or annoying thing that happened to you a while ago.
Guy 1: Today is one year ago since I was dignosed with HIV
Guy 2: Bummer, dude.
Guy 1: Yeah, this calls for a hellabration
Hellabration by Mulacki April 23, 2007

Autoerotic fellatiation 

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.
John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

Failabration 

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.
Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."
Failabration by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

Fellatiation 

A form of initiation in which fellatio is a requirement. (note: this was made to keep those annoying fucking seventh grade whores from getting to the back of the bus when they became ninth graders.)
They must go through fellatiation before they can obtain the coveted back seats on the bus.